isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
8) = fucking shit nerd
B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker
*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???